⚡️🚨 TPS REPORT LIVE – TONIGHT @ 9PM EST 🚨⚡️
🎯 Cocaine Trains, Tariff Games & Free Planes from Hamas Airlines ✈️🚄💰
Alex & Dani return to do the job journalists won’t—connect the dots, break the silence, and ask the obvious: “Is there coke on that train?” Tune in for another night of facts, mockery, and a healthy disrespect for authority.
🧾 Tonight's Lineup:
• 🚄 Paris denies Macron cocaine-train to Ukraine – The French government says there’s no coke on the train. Which definitely doesn’t sound like something someone hiding coke on a train would say.
• 💹 Tariffs paused, markets surge – U.S. and China hit snooze on trade war. Dow jumps nearly 1,000 points. Economists pretend this isn’t whiplash.
• ✈️ Qatar gives Trump a free private jet – From the same country that harbors Hamas—guess luxury terror sponsorship is a ...
Quick housekeeping note before anyone starts yelling at their screen:
Alex is in the middle of moving offices. That means boxes everywhere, long days, zero sleep, and the kind of exhaustion that turns microphones into enemies. Because of that, there will be no show tonight.
We hate missing a night, but sometimes real life wins a round. We’ll be back soon, settled in, recharged, and ready to go.
Thanks for the patience and support.
Regime Change & Nation Building
Legacy media is pretending this is all very normal while Alex and Dani do what they always do. Point at the fire, explain who lit the match, and mock the people insisting it’s just “a controlled burn.” One dictator down, one state government sprinting for the exits, and somehow the press is still confused.
🧾 Tonight's Lineup:
• 🪖 Trump Goes Full Nation Builder – After Maduro’s capture, Trump toys with running Venezuela like a fixer who just walked into a condemned house and said “I can save this.” The foreign policy class is clutching pearls.
• 💸 Walz Flees, Omar’s Wallet Explodes – Tim Walz heads for the door as Minnesota’s fraud scandal metastasizes, while Ilhan Omar’s finances experience a miracle that apparently didn’t require loaves, fishes, or explanations.
🔥 TPS Report Live – No Spin. No Censorship. No BS. 🔥
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We hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and got to spend it with the people who matter most. 🎄
As we roll into the New Year, we want to wish you all a safe, happy, and prosperous 2026.
We’re taking a short breather, but don’t worry, we’ll be back Monday, January 5th with a brand-new episode of TPS Report, fully rested and ready to deal with whatever nonsense the world cooked up while we were gone.
Thank you for watching, supporting, and sticking with us. See you in the New Year. 🍾