⚡️🚨 TPS REPORT LIVE – TONIGHT @ 9PM EST 🚨⚡️
🎯 Cocaine Trains, Tariff Games & Free Planes from Hamas Airlines ✈️🚄💰
Alex & Dani return to do the job journalists won’t—connect the dots, break the silence, and ask the obvious: “Is there coke on that train?” Tune in for another night of facts, mockery, and a healthy disrespect for authority.
🧾 Tonight's Lineup:
• 🚄 Paris denies Macron cocaine-train to Ukraine – The French government says there’s no coke on the train. Which definitely doesn’t sound like something someone hiding coke on a train would say.
• 💹 Tariffs paused, markets surge – U.S. and China hit snooze on trade war. Dow jumps nearly 1,000 points. Economists pretend this isn’t whiplash.
• ✈️ Qatar gives Trump a free private jet – From the same country that harbors Hamas—guess luxury terror sponsorship is a ...
We haven't been streaming, and I figure you all deserve to know why.
On August 10th I decided to take the rest of the month off. Honestly, it started as a heat thing. Keeping the studio comfortable this summer was miserable and I just didn't want to deal with it. But August ended and I realized something: I didn't miss streaming. Not even a little. I asked Dani if she felt the same way, and she did.
Yesterday was the show's anniversary. I didn't feel any pull or desire to go live. Dani and I made a deal a long time ago that we'd keep doing this as long as it was fun, and the second it started feeling like work, we'd stop. I think we're there.
Dani has other successful projects going that take up a lot of her time, and they're very much worth her time. As for me, I’m at the point where I prefer recording and uploading on my own schedule better than the grind of live streaming. So going forward, live streaming is going to be the exception, not the rule.
This isn't necessarily a goodbye. ...