⚡️🚨 TPS REPORT LIVE – TONIGHT @ 9PM EST 🚨⚡️
🎯 Pool Cues, Tutus, Tariffs & Total Judicial Chaos 💃📈⚖️
🎤 Show Announcement:
Alex & Dani are back to ruin your peaceful evening with facts, mockery, and way too much sarcasm. It’s the only news show where cross-dressing athletes, crashing courts, and constitutional chaos all fit into one hour.
🧾 Tonight's Lineup:
• 🏃♀️ Men still crashing the women's podium – Despite Trump’s executive orders, dudes in dresses are still dominating women’s sports. Stunning. Brave. Completely unfair.
• 📈 Wall Street throws a party – Stocks surged after a surprisingly strong Treasury auction and a temporary pause on tariffs. Everyone relax… for now.
• 🛒 Tarifflation? Not today – Consumer prices actually fell in March, embarrassing every economist who screamed “Doom!” over Trump’s trade policy.
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Quick housekeeping note before anyone starts yelling at their screen:
Alex is in the middle of moving offices. That means boxes everywhere, long days, zero sleep, and the kind of exhaustion that turns microphones into enemies. Because of that, there will be no show tonight.
We hate missing a night, but sometimes real life wins a round. We’ll be back soon, settled in, recharged, and ready to go.
Thanks for the patience and support.
Regime Change & Nation Building
Legacy media is pretending this is all very normal while Alex and Dani do what they always do. Point at the fire, explain who lit the match, and mock the people insisting it’s just “a controlled burn.” One dictator down, one state government sprinting for the exits, and somehow the press is still confused.
🧾 Tonight's Lineup:
• 🪖 Trump Goes Full Nation Builder – After Maduro’s capture, Trump toys with running Venezuela like a fixer who just walked into a condemned house and said “I can save this.” The foreign policy class is clutching pearls.
• 💸 Walz Flees, Omar’s Wallet Explodes – Tim Walz heads for the door as Minnesota’s fraud scandal metastasizes, while Ilhan Omar’s finances experience a miracle that apparently didn’t require loaves, fishes, or explanations.
🔥 TPS Report Live – No Spin. No Censorship. No BS. 🔥
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We hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and got to spend it with the people who matter most. 🎄
As we roll into the New Year, we want to wish you all a safe, happy, and prosperous 2026.
We’re taking a short breather, but don’t worry, we’ll be back Monday, January 5th with a brand-new episode of TPS Report, fully rested and ready to deal with whatever nonsense the world cooked up while we were gone.
Thank you for watching, supporting, and sticking with us. See you in the New Year. 🍾
